My Nose
My nose looks a bit like a ghost when viewed from below, my nose, not the ghost. I smell the crisp salty air.
Winner of the prestigious "Worst Blog Ever" award!
About me:
Skillz:
drawing, painting,
(Check out some of my artwork at deviantART!)
awesomeness, fighting, sailing (as long as there are no follow-up questions), butt kicking (and punching) (possibly yours if you're not careful), knot tying, not tying, fishing, burning Justin, eating, lock picking, phone tapping, computer hacking, ninja killing, thieving, swearing, drinking, pirating, chinese pirating, oldskule pirating, running, not running, etc.
Statz:
Height: 6' 0" at least 5' 11"
Weight: 170 lbs of pure fury
Waist: 32"
Inseem: a freakishly long 34"
Biceps: yes
Bust: Mozart
Hips: none to speak of
I'm doing this to fight boredom, practice writing, improve my computer skills, and to make some attempt at random human contact.
2 Comments:
gross! yuck. ewww.
yes, sea air is awful.
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