Things Nautical

As an expert on more topics than most people and a teacher of many, people are always asking me, "Hey, Sheldon," or, "Mr. Richards," or, "You there, what do you know about the sea?" "The sea?" I often reply, as is my want. "I know much of the sea. I have a veritable ocean of knowledge." Sometimes I reply by saying, "What?" This is when I do not hear them. I have also been known to say, "Yes my friend. The pug is a fine canine, and would be a dog to suite your needs." This usually occurs upon their being misheard. You see, I am a bit deaf from so much rocking out... out in the sea... on account of all the waves... which tend to rock one a bit.

Irregardless, because so many people so often quandary me with such quandaries, I, your knower of knautical knowledge, have decided to write a series of articles about the sea, its creatures, the brave and or mentally ill men and women who have traversed it, and anything else, related or nigh, which might cross my savage, unpredictable, rather sea-like mind.I assure you my friends, you will be greatly enriched, enlightened, engrossed, enlarged, enhanced, engorged, enticed, and enpowered as you read on from the vast stores of my knowledgedness. This is all for now. As I know that you are likely profusely salivating (for more) by this time, I advise you to be careful of your keyboard and or pants. Love, Me